10 Things I Hate About Myself

Okay hate might be a strong word. Really strong. But reflecting on the fact I’m about to be older than Jesus, I thought I’d let you in on some things I would have never admitted to anyone five years ago.

1. I don’t know how to dive.

2. I own the STV app on my phone.

3. When I run out of laundry, it’s usually not an issue because I have no problem whatsoever going comando.

4. I don’t drink liquor often because I am at my most fun when I do. MOST FUN.

5. When I’m tired and people are around, I fake picking up Honey the Dog’s poop by bending over with a bag and picking up “air” next to the poop. I know, this is horrible.

6. Until just a few months ago, I thought an IPA (India Pale Ale) was an ironic name for a beer made on the other side of the world.

7. I know absolutely nothing about Greek mythology.

8. Some people have a food baby. I have a food boyfriend.

9. From where I’m sitting, I can see all of my childhood stuffed animals.

10. I “own” as many movies from Redbox as there are in the actual Redbox.

So what’s one (or 10) things you would have never admitted 5 years ago but you will admit today?

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